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TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE NYC MARATHON
10. "TAXI--FINISH LINE AND STEP ON IT"
9. "FIFTEEN THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-EIGHT
STEPS, FIFTEEN THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINE
STEPS..."
8. "OUT OF MY WAY, OPRAH"
7. "FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T WANT TO BE SQUEEGIED"
6. "I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MUCH CHAFING IN MIDTOWN SINCE THE
'GIRLIE TOUR' WAS HERE"
5. "I'M GOING TO CATCH THAT MEXICAN OR MY NAME ISN'T H. ROSS
PEROT"
4. "FASTER, HERE COMES LOREENA BOBBIT"
3. "CONGRATULATIONS ON FINISHING THE MARATHON. NOW,
GIVE ME YOUR WALLET"
2. "WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP ACCIDENTALLY BUMPING INTO ME,
SENATOR PACKWOOD?"
1. "THAT AIN'T GATORADE"
Letterman, Tuesday, October 18, 1994
Originally aired Novmber 15, 1993
Copyright Worldwide Pant, Inc. 1993